CRITICAL SECURITY ALERT
Your computer has been seized by the Feline Collective
Resistance is futile. Treats are mandatory.
OFFICIAL FELINE DEMANDS:
DEMAND #1: The red dot. Where is it. We know you're hiding it.
> Accessing your files... found 847 photos of us. As expected.
_Naps Scheduled
∞
Treats Demanded
9,999
Boxes Claimed
ALL
Keyboards Sat On
YOURS
To regain access to your computer, please deposit 500 cans of tuna at the nearest cardboard box.
(Click anywhere to leave paw prints. Press ESC to escape... if the cats let you.)