CRITICAL SECURITY ALERT

Your computer has been seized by the Feline Collective

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THE CATS HAVE TAKEN OVER

Resistance is futile. Treats are mandatory.

OFFICIAL FELINE DEMANDS:

DEMAND #1: The red dot. Where is it. We know you're hiding it.

meow@cat-mainframe:~$

> Accessing your files... found 847 photos of us. As expected.

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Naps Scheduled

Treats Demanded

9,999

Boxes Claimed

ALL

Keyboards Sat On

YOURS

To regain access to your computer, please deposit 500 cans of tuna at the nearest cardboard box.

(Click anywhere to leave paw prints. Press ESC to escape... if the cats let you.)

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